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A man fell into a pit and couldnít get himself out...
- A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said: "I FEEL for you, down there."
- An OBJECTIVE person came along and said: "Itís logical that someone would fall, down there."
- A CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST came along and said: "You only THINK that you are in a pit."
- A PHARISEE said: "Only BAD people fall into a pit."
- A MATHEMATICIAN calculated HOW he fell into the pit.
- A NEWS REPORTER wanted the exclusive story on his pit.
- CONFUCIUS said; "If you would have listened to me, you would not be in that pit."
- BUDDHA said: "Your pit is only a state of mind."
- A REALIST said: "Thatís a PIT."
- A SCIENTIST calculated the pressure necessary (lbs./sq.in.) to get him out of the pit.
- A GEOLOGIST told him to appreciate the rock strata in the pit.
- AN EVOLUTIONIST said: "You are a rejected mutant destined to be removed from the evolutionary cycle."
   In other words, he is going to DIE in the pit, so that he cannot produce any "pit-falling offspring."
- The COUNTY INSPECTOR asked if he had a permit to dig a pit.
- A PROFESSOR gave him a lecture on: "The Elementary Principles of the Pit."
- An EVASIVE person came along and avoided the subject of his pit altogether
- A SELF-PITYING person said: "You havenít seen anything until youíve seen MY PIT!!"
- An OPTIMIST said: "Things COULD be worse."
- A PESSIMIST said: "Things WILL get worse!!"
- JESUS, seeing the man, took him by the hand and LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit.


- John 14:6 (KJV) Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

God bless you and yours.
On behalf of this generation,
Your friends in the service of Christ,
Tony and Marge Abram
Abundant Life Crusades
www.tonyabram.com or www.abundantlifecrusades.com

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